You will see them anywhere, anytime.
Most go unnoticed unless you’re looking for them.
Night or day, through every season – there they are. Solitary and motionless. Tongues still, never uttering a sound.
Some are clean and seem out of place, obviously new arrivals. Others are worn and grubby, old timers with years of experience; perhaps once well-heeled but now worn down by life on the street.
They’ll let you kick them or run over them with your car. Without complaint.
They’ll let storms drench them, hailstones batter them, scorching sunshine bleach them and roast them. Without complaint.
Children will throw them under bushes, onto roofs and into drains. Dogs and lawn mowers will chew them up and spit them out without thought. Although they do not heel, they endure. Without complaint.
Friendless and alone, they are the Lonely Shoes.
For the Lonely Shoes of Australia, we have a message of hope. Somewhere out there in this big, beautiful country of ours, is another Lonely Shoe just waiting for you. We will find them, and using our technologically advanced mathematical compatibility algorithms, we will match you to your sole mate, wherever they may be.
So…
Thy boots and boat shoes, Crocs and stilettos,
clogs, pumps and sling backs, rejoice.
Peep toes and loafers, Mary-Janes and flats,
moccasins and thongs, what a choice!
We make no assumptions, anything goes
as long as the feeling is right.
Difference in size, Velcro, zips or lace ties
Two lefts or a black with a white.
Sample profile
Name: Ramona (not her real name)
Gender: F
City: Cranbourne
Age: 23
Size: 9.5 (US)
Likes: Hip Hop, crafting, walks along the pier
Fav Film: Step Up 2
Sole Mate:
Young, active male, preferably with Velcro. Nike tick nice to have but not mandatory.
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LS - 001
Name: Macca
Gender: Male
City: Elsternwick,VIC
Age: 29
Size: 11
Likes: Collingwood FC, Strawberry Milkshakes, Tattoos, UFC
Fav Film: Rambo - First Blood
Sole Mate: Into footy, smoker ok, long hair.
LS - 002
Name: Rusty
Gender: Male
City: Frankston,VIC
Age: 22
Size: 10
Likes: Surfing, hanging out at the diner, bleaching my hair, braided bracelets, saying 'dude'.
Fav Film: Point Break (the original - Keanu is the man!)
Sole Mate: Rocks a bikini, open to experimentation, knows backstories of all characters on Home and Away.
LS - 003
Name: Kit
Gender: Male
City: West Beach, SA
Age: 11
Size: 3
Likes: Star Wars, Transformers, Minecraft, Adelaide Crows.
Fav Film: The Force Awakens
Sole Mate: Looking for a mate to hang out with so I don't have to go when my parents visit every antique shop in the state.
LS - 004
Name: Marky
Gender: Male
City: Eucla, WA (Nullarbor)
Age: 24
Size: 11
Likes: Motor sport, drag racing, mechanics, shooting
Fav Film: Fast and Furious series (not Tokyo Drift)
Sole Mate: Looking for a girl who is into cars, doesn't mind a remote location, can ride a horse and work the land.
LS - 005
Name: Maisy
Gender: Female
City: Esperance, WA
Age: 4
Size: 5
Likes: Peppa Pig, Frozen, Frozen, Frozen.
Fav Film: Frozen
Sole Mate: Orphan, looking for foster parent to provide stable, secure environment with large screen TV and Frozen karaoke game.
LS - 006
Name: Scotty
Gender: Male
City: Esperance, WA
Age: 28
Size: 10
Likes: Music, live bands, reading things that teach me something
Fav Film: The Imitation Game
Sole Mate: Someone who is happy, healthy, fun loving and is comfortable with who they are.
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